Bikini Action

Want to hear about the bikini action on Redang, which I remind you is a resort island in the Muslim country of Malaysia?

The breakdown...

White women: Bikinis

Asian women: Bikinis

Malaysian women: Head scarfs

Arab women: Burkas

No joke. There were 4 Arab couples. The men wore skimpy Speedos. The women wore full-on black burkas. I didn't take a picture because I couldn't frame them surreptitiously and I didn't want to be rude. Having to wear full body black robes on the beach, while your husband swims in the ocean is rude enough as is.